It seems like washing day rolls around all too quickly but hanging out your clean clothes reminds me of how much I love you. They are also a reminder of how much you’ve grown and what you’ve been up to (and in to). Even though you’ll make them dirty again soon, I love you.
Footnote: This was my second post on my blog. I think the whole thing fitted in the reader without having to click on it. I created this photo when my intention was to have ‘I Love You’ in every post. These early posts were written as if I was speaking to my kids. Somewhere along the line my voice started speaking to my fellow bloggers about my boys instead. I think I also got a little bored of the ‘dear diary’ style of writing I was doing. The photo for this took longer than the post, from memory.
Today I stuck a post-it note under my son’s pillow before he went to bed. Kids look so peaceful when they’re asleep. We say ‘sweet dreams’ and ‘I love you’ to each other every night. I love him when he’s sleeping.
Footnote: This was my very first post back on January 1st this year. I don’t know whether to be proud or embarrassed by this post. In reflection, I can’t believe I had so little to say. Like learning to run I guess I had to walk first. A distinct memory is etched in my brain of the very first person to like this post and of how excited I was. That blogger, who has not been seen since, will always hold a special place in my heart. I hope you don’t mind bearing with me as I revert to baby steps while revisiting old posts while my attention is focussed elsewhere.
My home is filled with love….
and I wouldn’t have it any other way!
What’s your home filled with?
Image from: here.
I was maid for loving you.
The maid’s got her work
cut out for her today
When she sees this mess
‘I quit,’ she’ll likely say.
The T.V is on
and nobody cares
There’s mud on the sofa
shoes left on the stairs.
Lego litters the hallway
There’s crumbs on the floor
And who put fingerprints
all over the door?
Three loads of washing
and dinner to prepare
How does she do this?
It’s almost unfair.
Wet and soggy towels
piled in a heap.
Where’s the pet frog?
Did I just see something leap?
Crayon on the ceiling
Shampoo on the tile
Is it really that hard
to wipe them once in a while?
Toothpaste on the mirror
Dishes in the sink
Cornflake encrusted bowls
I’m almost on the brink!
Where’s she gone?
This place is a mess
What’s stuck on the table
is anybody’s guess.
These floors need doing
before the kids get back.
It’s pretty clear then
I’ll have to give her the sack.
Is it her day off?
Where can she be?
Oh, I plum forgot
The maid is me!
Maid with love.
Images from: here and here.
No more baby love.
If you were expecting potty training advice or talk of poop and tushies on toilets move along please. This isn’t that sort of post.
I’m renaming Sunday as Funday in my jurisdiction (which probably equates to about 1 gazillionth of the world’s land mass).
Just three has been in jocks for a while now. He’s still in a nappy (diapers for my U.S. friends) overnight at present but my ‘baby’ is no longer that. We have an abundance of nappies due to my fear of ever running out so I thought we’d put them to good use today. Any speak of toilet-related business ends here.
I came into the lounge room where the kids were ‘fighting’ (being Power Rangers or some other such doings) and dumped a load of nappies on the floor. They, of course, looked at me blankly until I stuck one on top of Just 3’s head, did up the tabs and explained that he was now a fighter in a boxing ring. That’s exactly what he looked like with just his face showing! This didn’t stop the fight mentality so I changed tact.
I asked them to come up with different ways to use a nappy. Here’s our top ten:
Just 3 went and got a teddy and I helped him to put it on. No need to worry about teddy peeing in the bed tonight.
- Almost 6 wanted one on his head and decided he was a BMX rider so he rode around the room on his imaginary bike.
- Next were elbow pads and knee pads for riding a scooter.
- One wrapped around the wrist inside out was good for a tennis player to wipe the sweat from their brow.
- We rolled one into a ball, fastened it and used it for a soccer ball.
- I was given a lovely choker necklace to wear. I was told it could also double as a shower cap if I didn’t want to get my hair wet when taking time for my daily ablutions.
- We fashioned one on the end of a toy sword to make a golf club. This also alleviated the Power Ranger duelling.
- On feet they made good snow shoes and would stop your socks from getting wet.
- Wet, inside out and rolled they were better than water balloons-no bits to clean up. Caution-if they ‘burst’ the clean up is worse.
- Just 3 ended up looking like a ninja as we attached multiple nappies to his body. He was laughing so much he couldn’t resist.
So if you’re a little bored anytime soon and have a few spare ones left in the back of the cupboard, break them out and have fun. No mess, no fuss.
If you’re after useful uses for leftover nappies head to Instructables by clicking here.
Love your Sunday however you choose.
Image from: here.
D.I.Y Manscaping for Love 101
Some friends and I were sitting around discussing this hairy topic recently. Goodness only knows how it came up but we went with it anyway. The conversation went something like this:
Bonnie* says, “Yeah my husband, Pete*, does a bit of trimming and pruning. He came out to show me his work the other day and was proud of what he’d achieved. He asked what I thought of his handiwork and I was just like a goldfish in a bowl. Then he asked me, ‘do you want a piece of this?’ He’d taken to his nether region with a hedge trimmer and it was all I could do not to fall on the floor laughing. Like manscaping will make me want him more.”
*names have been changed to protect the guilty.
So in all honesty, being a woman, I do remove hair from my legs and armpits. I don’t remove hair from my arms but I do get rid of unsightly long-uns that grow on my big toe on each foot. I pluck my eye brows and I’ve been known to tend to the nasal region just recently. I do a general tidy up of the yard on a semi-regular basis. The only problem I find is that I pull out the weeds and prickles just grow in their place.
Now my questions are many but I’ll try and keep it short. I have boys. Two of them. I’m truly grateful this is not something I have to worry about for the moment but I know my time will come. I want to go in prepared for the job. Almost 6 is a hairy little monster. He had downy fluff all over his back from the time he was born. Now when he steps out the shower he gets this curly-pattern-thing going on in the middle of his back. Am I going to have to take him to a salon to have his back waxed? His brows may need a plucking if they end up being a mono. If he’s hairy all over like a baboon, where do you stop?
Now fellas, did you know there’s actually a group you can join if you’d like to beat your hairless chest with other men? Click here if you’d like to join the ‘I Love Manscaping Group’.
What’s the general consensus out there? Manscape or the natural landscape?
Manscaping. Love it or loathe it?
Love leaving the hair that’s there for now.
Images from: here.
Love for life.
Does your mind boggle when you think about the mammoth task raising children is?
Many people seem to think they muddle their way through or follow some type of process. Most also find the need to adapt to the ever-changing needs of their child/ren.
I’d like to think that I’m ‘training’ my little fellas using many methods. I couldn’t write a book on it as no one would be able to follow it. All I know is that I use my heart. Yes, I have those moments where I go off my noodle or show less than the required enthusiasm as I drag my heels to 730pm. Those moments are far outweighed by my desire to show the kids that I mean business when it comes to loving them.
Recently my brain cells played boggle over Almost 6’s desire to play basketball, soccer and football all through the Winter months. I’ll share my thoughts when the game is finished.
What mind-boggling conundrums have you faced?
Live for love.
Image from: here.
P.S I just noticed boggling rearranged is blogging. How pertinent.