Your boarding pass awaits your arrival at Pier 3. Let’s set sail and be sure to leave all your cares behind.
I’d love for you to join me.
There’s only one condition…….
You need to pack all your troubles in your old kit bag and smile, smile, smile!
I know for most of you this may be a difficult thing to achieve. Please be assured there is no weight limit to the baggage you bring with you. So get all that crap, shove it in and don’t look back. Pack everything you can think of: worries, troubles, concerns, issues, things that p%*@ you off and any other unwanted stress. If you can’t do up the zip, don’t worry. Carry-on can be left below*.
Now upon boarding you’ll need to join in the sing-a-long. You can practise now if you’d like or just stand near the back.
‘Love, exciting and new
Love, life’s sweetest reward.
Let it flow, it floats back to you.
The Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure, your mind on a new romance.
And love won’t hurt anymore
It’s an open smile on a friendly shore.
Please accept the complimentary T-Shirt as you walk the gangway. The staff on the upper deck will have extra gifts for our First Class RCC passengers.
We trust you will enjoy your carefree journey and be prepared to carry only souvenirs home with you. Any residual distress, anxiety, woes and doubt will be seized by Customs.
*Please leave your kit bags below in the comments section as we head out of the Quay.
The Comments section today is for you to offload anything you do not wish to carry with you for the remainder of the day. It may be one word, an issue or concern or maybe you’d just like to vent. This can all be done here instead of on your own blog. If you don’t wish for me to reply just add DNR to the end of your comment (I will resuscitate if necessary but will not respond).
Your Captain ♥